Welcome to 'teach your grandmother to suck eggs'

You can't beat learning about things you already know. So here I am, today, doing the equivalent of teaching my grandmother to suck eggs.

And so I was going to have a moan about that. But then I discovered that actually finding a picture of a grandmother sucking eggs was virtually impossible.

In a world where you can find pictures of anything from badgers on rollerskates to donkeys parasailing, it seems bizarre that no grandmothers seem to have been photographed sucking eggs.

So please, if you do have a picture, let me have it then I can get it uploaded on here instead of the rubbish image I already have.